Welcome to Cons-U-Mart...

We are proud to introduce you to the newest employees on our Midnight to 8:00 A.M. (Night Shift) Staff.  After four (4) days of intense training at "Grocer's University", these newest additions to our family have proven their worth and capability by scoring the highest honors in our thorough 5 question True/False Exam (Some exams are graded on "a Curve").  This trio of comrades keeps our shelves stocked, our produce refreshed and our store clean.  Their teamwork assures that no matter what time of day you visit our store (Open 24 Hours a Day for your convenience*) you will receive the Best service in the business.  These fine examples of Cons-U-Mart's employee resources show what dedication and hard work can mean to you, our customers:  The Finest Shopping Experience, in the World! 

* Except for Christmas, New Years Day, Thanksgiving, Independence Day, President's Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day, Every 3rd Saturday in Even Numbered Months, and Sunday-Friday in any month ending with a "y" or an "r". 

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